tees, caps & totes
graphic tees, embroidered dad caps, tote bags, and wearable jokes that do not feel like generic merch. made for pet people, overthinkers, best friends, partners, and people with specific taste.
15 pieces · made to order in 1 business day · free shipping to the U.S. · discounted shipping to Canada & the U.K. · worldwide delivery
Premium Embroidered Cotton 'You Had Me At Pub Sub' Hat | Florida Pub Sub Sandwich Cap
$34.99 · in stock
Embroidered Sub Cap – Premium Cotton 'You Had Me At Pub Sub Hat' for True Florida Fans! 🥪 This beautifully embroidered hat captures the ultimate…
Pink "Cute But Psycho" Tote Bag – Kawaii Pink Shopper
$28.99 · in stock
Light, bold, and a little mischievous — this tote brings a playful edge to everyday carry. “Cute But Psycho.” It reads like a wink: sweet aesthetics…
Cotton Y2K Britney Spears "My Loneliness Is Killing Me" Government Meme T-Shirt
$24.99 · in stock
My loneliness is killing me? wait or the government... This Y2K collage t-shirt is pure 2000s nostalgia and meme energy in one. Loaded with iconic…
Situationship Survivor Shirt Funny Relationship Tee | Ironic Single Life Womens Tshirt Breakup Gift for Her
$24.90 · in stock
Wear this tee like a wink to the past and a laugh at the present. Lightweight but sturdy, it settles into your rotation, the kind of shirt you reach…
Dog Mom Patchwork style Tee - Colorful Dog Lover Women's Shirt
$24.99 · in stock
Dog Mom T-Shirt – Celebrate your love for dogs in style! 🐶❤️ This fun and colorful "Dog Mom" graphic tee is a must-have for every proud dog mama.…
Social Justice Tote Bag | If You Are Neutral You Have Chosen The Oppressors | Lady Justice Activist Bag
$25.99 · in stock
Powerful Desmond Tutu quote on a premium canvas tote bag: "If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressors."…
Personalized 'Chow Chow Mom' Tarot Card T-Shirt | Custom Name Dog Mom Chow Chow Lover Shirt
$24.99 · in stock
Celebrate your love for your fluffy Chow Chow with this beautiful Personalized Chow Chow Mom Tarot Card T-Shirt! Featuring a stunning tarot-style…
I'm Not Dramatic, I'm Just Emotionally Cinematic T-Shirt
$24.99 · in stock
🎬🖤 I'm not dramatic. I'm just emotionally cinematic. For the overthinkers, hopeless romantics, main characters, and people who feel everything a…
Unisex ' Kiss French, Eat Turkish, Dream American ' Tee | International Couple Premium Cotton T Shirt
$24.99 · in stock
🌍❤️ Kiss French. Eat Turkish. Dream American. For couples who mix cultures, languages, traditions, and a little chaos into one beautiful love story.…
Premium Embroided 'My Husband Thinks I'm At Pilates" Hat Funny Low Profile Baseball Cap
$29.99 · in stock
Add a cheeky twist to your outfit with our My Husband Thinks I'm At Pilates Cap! 😏🧢 This low-profile, unstructured baseball cap delivers humor,…
Premium Embroidered "Thick Thighs x Thin Patience" Cotton Adjustable Dad Cap
$28.99 · in stock
Meet your new go-to hat. This embroidered dad cap blends effortless style with a bold statement. Featuring the Thick Thighs Thin Patience design, it…
Personalized Emotional Support Human T-shirt, Funny Dog Mom Tarot Aesthetic Tee, Anxiety Comfort Shirt, Personalized Humor Poodle Mom Gift
$24.99 · in stock
🐾🤍 Emotional Support Human. For dog moms who know who's really taking care of who. ♡ 100% soft cotton ♡ Comfortable unisex fit ♡ Perfect oversized…
Premimum "Now I'm Mr. Charisma Fucking Pablo Escobar T-Shirt | Cotton Dracula Lyrics Tee
$24.99 · in stock
Now I'm Mr. Charisma, Fucking Pablo Escobar.Straight from viral track “Dracula” – this is the ultimate statement tee for music lovers and streetwear…
Unisex Cotton "I'm Boring Baby All I Do Is Make Money & Come Home" T-Shirt | Funny Hustle Tee
$24.99 · in stock
☕💸 Work. Make money. Go home. A shirt for people who choose peace over parties and protecting their energy over unnecessary drama. ♡ Soft cotton…
Michael Jackson Funny Retro Home Alone Shirt, King of Pop Dark Humor Gift
$24.99 · in stock
🎬👑 The crossover nobody saw coming. If you love nostalgic movies, legendary pop culture, and jokes that make people do a double take, this shirt…